Not happy little Vegemites, it's Prohibition 2.0

I find it highly offensive that the US allows its citizens to carry all manner of deadly weaponry and explosive ordnance, yet now bans them from carrying Vegemite. Perhaps Cameron Reilly will rethink his Californian sojourn? They obviously saw him coming.

I ask you, did a crazy man ever walk into a school and kill handfuls of people at a time armed with a jar of Vegemite? No, no they did not. Also, are they really going to search you for Vegemite at airports? Is Vegemite more dangerous than the kind of ceramic knives that the 9/11 terrorists used (and which could also be used for spreading said Vegemite on a bit of toast)?

I am researching the feasibility of starting a Vegemite-running operation out of Tijuana. We'll smuggle the folic goodness across the border in the dead of night, screw the prohibitionists. We'll set up spreadeasies right under the noses of the PB&J-guzzling freaks, where expats will gather in secret to commune with the national food of their fatherland. Viva Vegemite!