Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Back in Blog: the Web 2.0 comeback album

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Oh HELL'S BLODGETT, it's Dave Winer (centre) in schoolboy knickerbockers to lay down the killer riff YOU DISRUPTED ME ALL NIGHT LONG, Dave, rock on! We've got Michael Arrington on the mic (far right) and he's gonna FLIP TO THRILL. Om Malik (second from right) is on the drums, he's gonna SHAKE A LONG TAIL but he wants to know WHAT DO YOU DO FOR P/E RATIO. Gabe Rivera (far left) is on bass guitar. Gabe wants you to HAVE AN RSS ON ME, but after that he'll say "LET ME PUT MY OPML INTO YOU". Robert Scoble (second from left) is also on guitar, and you just know he'll be GIVING THE DOG A BUYOUT.


Lyrics to TWO POINT OH AIN'T WEB POLLUTION
Hey there all you media men
Throw away your fancy ties
And while you're out there sittin' on a hedge fund
So get off your 1.0 payout and come down here
'Cause two point oh ain't no riddle man
To me it makes good Google AdSense
Google AdSense! Ow! Oooh yeah!

Hundreds of podcasts are playing on my iPod
We got valuations coming up from the floor
We're just browsing to the Flock that's giving too much noise
Are you deaf, GEMAYA will buy us all

We're just bloggin' about the future
Forget about one point oh
Blodgett'll always be with us
Meeker's never gonna die, never gonna die

Two point oh ain't Web pollution
Two point oh ain't gonna die
Two point oh ain't Web pollution
Two point oh it will be flipped

Yes it will, sh*t sh*t sh*t

I took a look inside your bedroom door
You looked so good tagging on de.licio.us
Well, I asked you if you wanted any rhythm and love
You said you wanna MySpace instead

We're just bloggin' about the future
Forget about one point oh
Beta'll always be with us
AJAX's never gonna die, never gonna die

Two point oh ain't Web pollution
Two point oh ain't gonna die
Two point oh ain't Web pollution
Two point oh is just made of people

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